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When I write faux news based on the real news, I always crash into the mountain. Here’s an obscure turd from tonight’s writers meeting.
The US Patent and Trademark Office denied Google use of the trademark label “Nexus One” this week. A Nexus Six model was contacted for comment, but reacted violently when asked to “Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about Google.”
