April 2010
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“And useth the treadmill before bed. Perhaps, then, thou shalt convince thy wife...”
– Matthew Roberson
March 2010
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WatchI have odd toys. Some of them make odd noises.
UPDATE: Thanks, Tumblr. Processing the video upside down is awesome.
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When I write faux news based on the real news, I always crash into the mountain. Here’s an obscure turd from tonight’s writers meeting.
The US Patent and Trademark Office denied Google use of the trademark label “Nexus One” this week. A Nexus Six model was contacted for comment, but reacted violently when asked to “Describe in single words only the good things that...
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